Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Movies Cause Profound Sleep

THX-1138: five minutes was all it took. Five minutes of quiet, white backgrounds, hushed voices. I got a plot synopsis from Clurg when it was all over, and had a lovely nap in the meantime.

Fellini's Satyricon: I really, really wanted to watch this movie. I did watch it for an hour. And then I slept very peacefully for another hour. When I woke up, the movie was still happening. Perhaps at some later date, I will be able to enjoy this film. Perhaps.

Comments:
Ha ha ha, Satyricon. It's still going on. It will be going on long after all life hgas ended and the universe has collapsed into an ultra-dense dark-chocolate Nonpariel.

I'd love to hear the plot synopsis. Especially one that makes the Roman suicides or the painted flats make some sense. The theme of the movie is: "sometimes you do stuff, and other times stuff just happens. Mostly you watch this movie." It doesn't really make much sense on it own, as far as I can recall. Or it could just be I had forgotten the beginning four months later when I got to the end. (I'm probably still watching it, in some alternate universe.)
 
The only longer movie I've seen was Yellowbeard. (Oh maybe Breaking Away, but I guess some people actually like uplifting coming-of-age movies.)
 
I mean, dear God. I was interested at first, when I thought that maybe there was a story. No. No story. Just garish Italian women and freakishly pretty Italian boys. Romping. I saw a longer movie once, it was Russian, and I think it was called 'The Bell' or something to that effect. It was about making a bell. And lots of other things, but mainly making this big bell in Russia.
 
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