The March Hare

If rabbits even burrow. I don't know what they do, really, besides hopping and looking squeezable, and occasionally screaming in an alarmingly human way.

Over the past several weeks, I have sent stories out to magazines that will most likely reject me with form letters. I have watched a lot of movies, mostly horror movies where teenage girls scream a lot and go crazy at the end (it seems to be a theme). I have started writing a children's book/ young adult book that I am currently on vacation from writing. I have gotten better at my job in a fine-dining restaurant, although I have broken many glasses in the learning process.

Most of all, I have been attempting to relax, which is not as easy as it sounds. Relaxing is, in fact, very hard work.

I bet rabbits don't have to worry that they aren't relaxed enough. I bet rabbits are permanently "chill".