The March Hare

I have fallen in love with a piece of furniture.

It is a perfectly round bed that costs nearly eight hundred dollars, but I must have it.

I will find a way for me and this round bed to be together. I don't care if they don't make sheets to fit it! I'll make my own sheets. All I need is a turntable I can put it on so that it will revolve. I am going to be so James Bond with this round bed. I hope Clurg is attracted to Sean Connery, because this round bed is going to make me talk like him. Clurg is no Ursula Andress, but I guess he'll do. I guess I'll let him on my round bed.

Furniture is the obsession of my adult life. For some reason, I think that a new piece of furniture is going to change my dingy little rental into an awesome pad, or suddenly make me organized when every other piece of furniture has failed.

This round bed though, man. I mean, it's a round bed. It's different this time, I swear.