The March Hare

Last night, I had a dream in which Clurg said, "Oh, I'm done with school early. We're moving to Minnesota next week." This caused a great deal of anxiety. I dream-quit my jobs, giving them very short notice. I dream-packed my house up, a scary and disturbing process in reality, so you can imagine how much worse it became in my dream. I was just explaining to an Asian girl that I was being forced to move to Minnesota ahead of schedule when Clurg woke me up to say goodbye. I was worried, and then I realized he was just going to school, not Minnesota.

I suppose this dream means I'm getting cold feet. What if I get all the way up there and it's a shithole? What if I can't understand what anyone's saying, or they can't understand me? What if I get frostbite and have to have my feet amputated and Clurg can't handle a girlfriend with no feet and moves to sunny California leaving me stranded and footless in Minnesota? What if nobody there likes me?

Could someone please remind me of why I'm moving to Minnesota?