Monday, May 01, 2006

I Can't Take It Anymore!

For the past week and a half, I have thought only of modern furniture, color combinations, accent seating, area rug dimensions, drapery panels, fabric swatches, decorative storage, and many, many other incredibly annoying topics. And I'm through with it! I don't care anymore! I just want my life back, I just want out of this mire of throw pillows and coffee tables. I just want a house that doesn't depress me every time I walk in the door, not one that requires that I think about it every moment of every day.

I hate you, HGTV. Better Homes and Gardens, you're on my list, too. It's you who've done this to me, with your constant exhortations to design on a dime, get organized once and for all, and find a place for everything. Maybe I like living like a pig, okay? So just back off.

Today, all I plan to do is vacuum and read Ovid until my mind clears, and then maybe I can get some of my real work done.

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