Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Position Open
Job Title: Personal Assistant
Job Description: Filing, Mailing, Typing and Dictation, Light Cleaning, Cutting and Pasting, Gofer-ing, Whispering what I mean to say in my ear when my mind goes blank, Hand-holding, Cheerleading, Choreography, Editing, Stapling, Appointment making, Appointment Keeping, Shipping, Recieving, Dog walks.
Qualifications: Three personal references and one year experience
Interview with Resume
Contact: Amethyst Vineyard
// posted by Amethyst Vineyard @ 7:46 AM 
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What kind of food, Amethyst? I have certain peculiar dietary needs. Is it cool if I'm a little bit unreliable? I'm very fast sometimes, so I'm good in pinch.
What the Captain is saying is that he needs to eat more bacon.
well, this job certainly pays more than my current position.
well, this job certainly pays more than my current position.
I'm talking about some home-cooked chili, and meatballs, and blackened salmon steaks, and omelets made with organic eggs. Good food. Do you like dogs?
Unreliability is fine, because I am not reliable at all, so it would probably be an improvement.
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Unreliability is fine, because I am not reliable at all, so it would probably be an improvement.
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