The March Hare

I saw two scary things at the grocery store last night; unrefrigerated bacon and fleece blankets.

I'm sorry, but should bacon just be out like that? Even if you've already cooked it, shouldn't you keep it cold, just to be on the safe side? Haven't we learned our lesson yet?

As to the blankets, the grocery store is the last place I'm going to go if I'm chilly and need some fleecy comfort. I'll go to the gas station, where they have genuine Mexican burro blankets (for the burros, not made of them) for five dollars.