The March Hare

That's right. 'A New Compendium of Anomalous Behavior' is going into its second edition this week, seeing as I've given away the entire first edition to people who looked grateful but maybe weren't. And this one won't have as many typographical errors! They have a two-dollar street value, are bound in 100% card stock with 100% staples, and include my crappy collage work. Did you say TWO DOLLARS?!?! That's like 22.222222 cents per poem! And they're all about mental disorders? Even Better! I have a sample poem up somewhere on this blog, so have fun looking for it, and if you have two dollars lying around, you can send it to The Lucky Duck Press, 166 Crenshaw St., Mobile, AL 36606, cash, check, or money order. And I promise not to spend it all on drink.